Smash Bros. Ultimate is reaching its end…
…and with it our last opportunity to hope.
The hype and toxicity from one of the most amazing titles in the history of video games is about to reach its dire end and I can’t help but feel very sad about it. Never again will we ever have a game where Banjo-Kazooie, Sonic, Mario, Sephiroth, Mega Man, Joker, Ryu and Minecraft Steve are beating the shit out of each other in a Metal Gear Solid stage. It’s just not going to happen.
Sadly, after this Fighter’s Pass, I hold absolutely no hope that this crazy ride will continue. Apparently, someone at Nintendo refuses to take more of my money. Anyway, I thought about many ways of dealing with my grief and the sanest one I could think of was sharing my dream character additions.
I would love to start some conversation so please, feel free to let me know what are your most desperate desires in your hearts so we can cry together. I’ll start from the most ridiculously impossible additions and end with the why-the-hell-hasn’t-this-happened-yet kind of characters. Let’s do this.
- Conker from Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Foul mouthed, sexually toned, extremely violent, and filled with homages of copyrighted films; this third-party character is the epitome of an impossible dream.
